5月28日，奥爸妈决定不公开最新的 伊拉克占领军的虐囚照片。舆论一出，举世哗然。人类历史上又一污点就这么被披上了遮羞布。试想，此般对于倒行逆施的包庇会带来什么后果。所以此事一月祭的今天，让我们大胆的放纵吧，just be Lynndie！
Who can forget the iconic image of Lynndie England, the ugly she-man, grinning and pointing at an Iraqi prisoner-of-war's cock?
The image has shocked, sickened and outraged people. But more importantly, it has captured the imagination of young men and women all around the world who don't give much of a shit about anything. The result is a new craze called "doing a Lynndie". If you aren't "doing a Lynndie" now, you soon will be.
So what does doing a Lynndie involve? Here are the basic instructions:
- Find a victim who deserves to be "Lynndied".
- Make sure you have a friend nearby with a camera ready to capture the "Lynndie".
- Stick a cigarette (or pen) in your mouth and allow it to hang slightly below the horizontal.
- Face the camera, tilt your upper body slightly forward but lean back on your right leg.
- Make a hitchhiking gesture with your right hand and extend your right arm so that it's in roughly the same position as if you were holding a rifle.
- Keeping your left arm slightly bent, point in the direction of the victim and smile.
Ideally, you should refrain from telling the victim what you're about to do. Victims who are unaware, bemused or angry make for a Lynddie that is more in keeping with the original.
Top 5 Animal Lynndies
- Turtle, Hawaii, USA
- Pug triptych, San Francisco, California, USA
- Stuck pig, Sun Prairie, Wisconsin, UK
- Poodle with glowing eyes, Ohio, USA
- Pigs, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA